WCW ATTITUDE
Original WCW attitude:
Hulk Hogan: I know what you're thinking...
Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete...
Roddy Piper: ...you're right.
Eric Bischoff: I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds...
Konnan: I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row...
Hulk Hogan: I was a National champion at making horrible movies...
Roddy Piper: My jersey was retired at the old folks' home...
Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen...
Rick Rude: Cashed over 200 insurance checks...
Hulk Hogan: Suffered a dozen heart attacks...
Roddy Piper: Damn near broke my false hip...
Dusty Rhodes: A blown out light bulb in my fridge...
Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up...
Lex Luger: This is who I am...
Eric Bischoff: This is what I do ::kisses Hogan's butt::
Roddy Piper: I'm not an athlete?
The Disciple: This isn't my real face....
Hulk Hogan: Try using my Ben-Gay...
WCW Attitude (Another version of it):
Goldberg: I no think your whating
Bishoff: I'm a girl in disguise
Hammer: you're right
Dusty Rhodes: Im 6 foot 1, 3 and a half tons
Big Poppa Pump: Ive taken more steroids than all other wrestlers combined
Goldberg: I know 3 moves
Luger: I know 4 moves
Saggs: When you step through these ropes your skull is in danger
Barry Horowitz: jobbed to over 3 million wrestlers
Goldberg: suffered 102 jobbers
El Dandy: Damn near won a match
Hugh Morrus: Blew my pants out with a chili dog fart
Dusty Rhodes: Fell and squashed a jobber
Mortis: this is who I am
Goldberg: This is what I do (Screams and stands in pyro)
Flair: Im not young?
Steven Regal: Thats not my urine......
Goldberg: you try memorizing 5 moves!
Yet Another WCW attitude:
Raven: I know what you're thinking.
Flair: I'm just some old guy with yellow teeth.
Piper: And I'm just a sissy that wears a skirt.
Duggan: My IQ is 6.
Konnan: I ate a cockroach when I was twelve.
Jericho: My daddy plays hockey.
Goldberg: Beat over a hundred jobbers.
Disco Inferno: My granny tought me how to dance.
Riggs: When you step through those ropes, you do get jobbed.
Hall: Drank over 1,000,000,000,000 Budwiesers.
Juventud: Suffered over 50 broken nails.
Hall: But I still drove my car and went to work!
Sting: Damn near smeared my face paint!
Dusty Rhodes: I'm linked to cow disapearances.
Flair: Chewed the nap out of Raven's hair.
Goldberg: This is who I am.
Saturn: This is what I do (Lays down and lets Goldberg pin him)
Hogan: This isn't my real beard?
Hugh Morrus: I don't look like a greased pig?
Jobber Attitude:
Chavo: I know what you're thinking.
Kidman: I'm not a real wrestler.
Benoit: I'm just a jobber.
Glacier: My entrance is 6 minutes and 10 seconds long.
Chris Adams: I'm GAY!
Horowitz: Played football in my back yard.
Eaton: I should've retired and moved to Florida.
Benoit: I lost three PPV title matches in a row.
Armstrong: When you step through those ropes, bad things do
happen.
Flynn: I had over 200 losses.
Duggan: Seems like I had 2 dozen concusions.
Hugh Morris: I have no home.
Horowitz: Jobbed to Horace Boulder.
Charles Austin: I DID break by neck!
Shockmaster: Lost my helmut.
Riggs: But I still got pinned!
Neidhart: This is who I am.
Hugh Morris: Losing is what I do.
Benoit: I'm not really a wrestler?
Vincent: This doesn't pay for my meals?
Saturn: You try making GOLDBERG look good!
(credit: WrestleZone.com)
